What fun is that?
Today, I was reading the Morris County local news paper. A first for me considering, I don't really read newspapers in general, and on the rare occasions that I DO read them, they are usually not from other counties. I found out today that Pope Benedict decided that, in a nutshell, all other Christian religions are false, and Catholisim is the only true way to salvation. Now, I'm no biblical scholar, nor am I a theology major. Hell, I'm not even sure what I believe (if anything at all), but my bullshit radar is pretty effective and accurate, and this is showing up as a giant fucking blip.
Seriously...lets look at this one more time...only now with visual aides
This guy...
Who looks an awful lot like this guy...
Says that in order to do justice to this guy...
You gotta roll with them...otherwise when you die, you'll be spending an awful lot of time with this guy...
The last time I checked, Catholics and Protestants were worshipping the same Sky-Daddy, using the exact same book, for the same reason. Furthermore, it doesn't seem to suit anybody if you start to create rifts in the Judeo-Christian faith. But it seems that that can't be helped considering that there are a bazillion "flavors"
if you will, of Christianity.
So I propose this.
Everybody's wrong...and we should all be worshipping this guy...
or, in a pinch, Chuck Norris
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