If you're a pimp like me, you understand how hard it is to keep track of bitches and in turn your money...

well worry no longer.

My Pimp Brothers...The Solution has arrived

It is news like this...

that should make my weeks friggin' amazing.

Karl Rove...is stepping down...
then again now that I think about it, what good will it really do anyways?
Unless he gets indicted, then nothing is really accomplished. Dubya will still veto any bill that doesn't warm his cockles, Dick Cheney will still shoot people in the face, and worldwide, we will be known as "that country that REALLY fucked up big time..."

Ah politics at 6AM...

and now...

Politically Charged Eyecandy.

KITTY OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meow
meow
meow
you're fucking DEAD!!!

Well at least if u get a visit from this fucker

The sad thing is...

I've actually sent some of these out to people...then again what did you expect from a God-less, sexcrazed, hellspawn?

H.Piddy

I saw it. and i had to post it.

Dara and Emmy, this is for you.


Crazy Harry Potter fans...

Enjoy.

Wii

Yes.

I have one.


it rocks

go buy one

thats all.

And Now...

Some blogging gold courtesy of this guy...


When Scrabble Goes Wrong

I should be working...

But honestly people...

What fun is that?


Today, I was reading the Morris County local news paper. A first for me considering, I don't really read newspapers in general, and on the rare occasions that I DO read them, they are usually not from other counties. I found out today that Pope Benedict decided that, in a nutshell, all other Christian religions are false, and Catholisim is the only true way to salvation. Now, I'm no biblical scholar, nor am I a theology major. Hell, I'm not even sure what I believe (if anything at all), but my bullshit radar is pretty effective and accurate, and this is showing up as a giant fucking blip.

Seriously...lets look at this one more time...only now with visual aides

This guy...



Who looks an awful lot like this guy...



Says that in order to do justice to this guy...



You gotta roll with them...otherwise when you die, you'll be spending an awful lot of time with this guy...



The last time I checked, Catholics and Protestants were worshipping the same Sky-Daddy, using the exact same book, for the same reason. Furthermore, it doesn't seem to suit anybody if you start to create rifts in the Judeo-Christian faith. But it seems that that can't be helped considering that there are a bazillion "flavors"
if you will, of Christianity.

So I propose this.

Everybody's wrong...and we should all be worshipping this guy...



or, in a pinch, Chuck Norris

I'm back

My My My My

it has been a while.

I'm almost certain no one reads this, but I dont give a fuck.

Tons of shit have been going on in my life. some good, some bad, mostly good. I don't really feel like getting all into it right this very second, or at all, but suffice it to say, it's been an interesting summer thus far.

I gots me a car...a 94 Acura integra...hoorah!

I gots me a job...at the County College of Morris library...visit me.

and I gots me a video.


Fuck yes.

My name is Denver Max

THE BLOOD BROTHERS

are causing me multiple eargasms

Wow. Just...Wow.

Every now and then you stumble upon somthing on the internet that is just completely and utterly mindblowing...And then behind the animal porn window, theres a pictorial on Freebase Pancakes

what will they think of next?

These People Kick Your Ass Because I Said So

There ya go Alyssa. Embrace your flute geekiness. This guy did. And he's YouTube Gold.

And for all you shredding guitar players out there...stop.
Theres no hope for you until this guy decides to quit.



Bassists...



Need I say more?

Say Cheese...

What is it with people looking so dark and broody in their profile pictures? I mean honestly, is life really that awful that you can't, even for two seconds, muster up some sort of smile-ish thing?

Or perhaps you're trying to achieve this sense of mystery and intrigue...trying to get people to ask themselves "What lurks deep in their soul causing them so much pain?" Well, I'm sorry to say that your off-centered, black and white, over-exposed picture doesn't portray that, and instead serves to only further the clichés associated with "artsy photography".

Maybe, you're trying to hide your aesthetic deficiancies via angle manipulation...stop trying. If you are that self conscious that you need to implement "myspace angles" then do us all a favor, and just don't post a picture. Instead, put a picture of something else preferably inanimate. A football, a flower, a car, a smiley face, a big sign that says "CAUTION SEVERE SEXINESS AFTER EXTENSIVE PLASTIC SURGERY DUE TO OCCUR ON OR AROUND [insert date here]". Even better, let us talk to you, and be smitten by your charm and intelligence. We already know you're ugly, so what do you have to lose?

That being said...

Heres another video that I think is awesome. And we all know that my sense of awesomeness trumps yours, so quit yer bitchin'...bitch.



Oh yea. That's right. Emilie Simon.

Hello World!!!

Yup...I've caved...
I'm writing a blog.

I've never been too great at these things, but given my current situation, and the assload of freetime I have now, I said to myself, "Why the fuck not? All the cool kids are doing it." and in the end is that not what we really want? Yeah I think so.

That being said, I have no idea what going to write about in this post or any other for that matter, but I can almost garuntee you this:

• It will probably have spelling and grammatical errors...(though I try my best to catch them)
• It will probably piss someone off, I don't care in the slightest if it did.
• Profanity will, most likely, be prevalent in these posts
• It will all come from the heart

Now...heres a random YouTube! video.